Let’s totally go on a mission together, Ryan.
How about that full body examination, Doctor?
Retro Ryan has a nice ring to it.
Only you, Ryan, could make high school latin class bearable again.
Brush off my bones and lets dig into each other.
Can I get a feel of your blueprint, Ryan?
Let’s walk around our neighborhood today and get signatures against SOPA, Ryan.
You can school us anytime you want, Ryan.
If you search for “Ryan Gosling number one fan,” our Tumblr would be the first result.
Tell me what the hell this is, Ryan, after we cuddle.
Go ahead and try to deconstruct our love, Ryan. Bet you can’t.
Can we go over each other’s releases, Ryan?
We might get redistricted but our love doesn’t have borders.
Can I touch your iPod, Ryan?
If I rub your abs Ryan, will that create some fire?
You can’t place a sanction on our love, Ryan.
You’re my Romeo to my Juliet, Ryan.
Whisper quietly to me, Ryan. Let’s not scare the birds away.
Care to cuddle in Zuccotti Park, Ryan?
Do you need help adjusting your copy, Ryan?
Make us laugh Ryan.
Can we have a taste of your cookies, Ryan?
Ryan Gosling is now part of the Best Political Team on Television.
Just keep watching Ryan for your cue to enter stage left.
Need an extra usher? Ryan is there for you.
Ryan gets your weird New Zealand humo(u)r.
Gosling-on-Gosling action is the best kind of them all.
Eau de Gosling is the best scent of them all.
Can we see your Python, Ryan?
Ryan can be kind of a dick sometimes.
Ryan won’t flake out on your tabling campaign, girl.
Don’t worry, Ryan will look over your investment deck and tip Techmeme for you.
From Ryan himself, have a very happy festival of lights.
Seriously, we just typed this URL in because we figured someone had to have created this Gosblr.
Ryan Gosling totally supports your skating bouts.
The tension goes on for 300 pages.
Ryan Gosling clearly needs help with his briefs.
Ryan also enjoys non-GMO granola and organic fruit
Ryan Gosling wants to get in your proximal zone.
At last, a Gosblr for the Etsy set.
If you’re yearning for kerning, this Gosblr has your number.
What if Ryan Gosling really liked NPR? Or worked there? He’d broadcast his way right into your heart, girl.
Ryan probably took ONE political science class and is now a smart ass about it.
This hypothesis should be frequently tested.
Slowly morphing from a celebration of old-school LPs into a general Gosling-as-hipster meme factory.
Because “Fuck Yeah” was taken.
An alarmingly specific Gosblr for the University of California at San Diego.
On this Tumblr, Ryan and Rachel never split up.
Because on Tumblr, people just don’t know if you really mean it unless there’s swearing in your title.